Yesterday, I had a doctor’s appointment because I’m joining a soccer league which requires a doctor’s confirming that I am capable to play “le foot compétition.” Because I thought it was too ridiculous to pay extra money to see an English speaking doctor, I opted for the French speaking one. Not that big of a deal, I’m understanding French much better, and if I can’t understand this doctor, we can use gestures to get through the whole process.
The doctor’s office is just around the corner from my foyer, so I leave 15 til which gives me plenty of time to walk there. However, when I find the street, the complex has a gate, and I have absolutely no idea how to enter. Thankfully, a man is exiting and I take it upon myself to hold the door open and scamper in. Get into the complex, test #1 passed. I start to look for numbers on the buildings and see none. I wander into the first open door and ask, “J’ai besoin de trouver cette addresse,” pointing to my little google map with the address. The man answers waaaay too quickly, but pointing is included, so I say, “Merci,” and bolt out. Finally, I find a sign inside a building with the name of the doctor, but I try all four doors (back and front of the building) and each one is locked. Now, I start to panic a bit, until a woman walks toward the door and opens it. I ask her if she knows where this doctor’s office is located, and she is going there too! Find the building and successful get in, test #2 passed. We enter this little white room with 8 plastic chairs lining the walls and one large window across from the door. No receptionist, no welcome desk type thing, nothing. Okay, the woman sat down, so I will too. Maybe someone will come in and call my name, I have an appointment, after all, and I made it exactly on time. That isn’t the case. I wait, and wait, and wait some more, and then an older gentleman (maybe in his 60’s) opens the door, and someone stands up, shakes his hand, and follows him into another room. Maybe they had an earlier appointment than mine; I don’t even expect Kaiser to be on time. Wait some more, and eventually the man comes back in and another woman stands up to go with this guy. I start to understand that this was the doctor and it doesn’t necessarily matter what time your appointment is because people go in order of their turn from when they had arrived, not when their appointment time is.
Interesting side-note, a mom and her child entered this room while I was waiting, and she said “Bonjour,” to the other woman and I when she walked in. Another man walked in and did the same. I picked it up the second time, when the man walked in, but I thought it was odd considering people in Paris don’t really acknowledge other strangers, unless you are at a grocery store or shop. People in America don’t even do that. I liked it for some reason.
Anyway, it is FINALLY my turn after waiting an hour (I won’t ever take Kaiser for granted again). Stand up, shake the doctor’s hand, and walk into his office, test #3 passed. I sit down in a chair facing the doctor; he asks how he can help me and immediately knows that I am the American who needs a note for soccer. Communicate what I need to the doctor, test #4 passed. The next question he asks, though, is not so clear. I think he just asked me how will I be paying for this, so I answer “with euros” because I can’t for the life of me remember how to say in cash (“en liquid”). He continues to repeat his question and gives me a few answers such as Allemande, and I continue to misinterpret his question. Finally, I take out my wallet and show him 10euro, and finally he understands that I’m confused. He asks me in, probably the few English words he knows, where I’m from. Oh man was I embarrassed. “En Californie,” is my quick response, and we continue with the exam. The rest of the doctor’s visit was decently painless without too many more misinterpretations on my part, and I get the doctor’s note. Final test passed. When I leave, the doctor opens the door for me, and as I’m walking past, he extends his hand for a handshake, which thankfully I see before I make it too far out the door. Shake his hand with a little nervous laugh from almost being extremely rude, and gun it to the elevator. Good going, Tara.
So, needless to say, yesterday was definitely an adventure, but hey, at least if I have to go back again, I’ll know what to do this time. I’m still rolling my eyes about how embarrassing that was. New experiences every day in Paris, I guess haha.